Fast typer. Reformed comedian. Sauce enthusiast.

I’m a former New Yorker living in Massachusetts with my wife and three girls.

I performed improvised comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NY for over a decade uncovering every possible comedic idea inspired by the word “pineapple.”

My in-laws refuse to play Monopoly with me after I got too competitive (lending money to bankrupted players is BS!!).

I enjoy the deep pain I feel when watching the Mets lose.

I love to hear peoples’ pet peeves, and I live for a good unhinged rant. Tell me what grinds your gears. I’d love to know!